Let's get this party started.

Adapted from the Rifleman's Creed:

This is my podcast. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My podcast is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My podcast, without me, is useless. Without my podcast, I am useless. I must speak my podcast rightly. I must articulate more clearly than my listener who is trying to debate me. I must school him before he schools me. I will...

My podcast and myself know that what counts in this Internet is not the shows we record, the noise of our voice, nor the arrogance we spread. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My podcast is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its levels and its compression. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my podcast clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before the deity or idol of your choice, I swear this creed. My podcast and myself are the defenders of my opinions. We are the masters of our listeners. We are the saviors of my life...

So be it, until victory is the Internet's and there is no stupidity, but peace!

I've decided to start a podcast, and may the heavens have mercy upon us all.